Rambling through the avenue's of time...

i-like-butt:

"your homework still isn’t done? what have you been doing this whole time??"

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(Source: wigglytuffz, via ruinedchildhood)

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3 days ago

certan:

deleting my school to focus on tumblr

(via confirmance)

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3 days ago
officialwhitegirls:

hot dammit, your booty like two planets

officialwhitegirls:

hot dammit, your booty like two planets

(Source: moonemojii, via ruinedchildhood)

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3 days ago

esslaurent:

love—is-my-weapon:

poopflow:

it should be a high school requirement to work in food and retail for at least 6 months a piece so everyone can understand not to be assholes to employees who are just doing their jobs 

and so we actually have some work experience to put on resumes

that’s actually a really good idea

(Source: poopflow, via pumpkaboodlesofnoodles)

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3 days ago
bruinsstrong:

This story keeps on getting better and better

bruinsstrong:

This story keeps on getting better and better

(via ruinedchildhood)

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3 days ago

So last night I got drunk and played Skyrim

spectacledotter:

karlosmadera:

I’m still torn on whether this is the greatest thing I’ve ever done or the stupidest. 

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this guy is playing skyrim correctly

(via confirmance)

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Posted
3 days ago
9rimes:

ALRIGHT LETS SETTLE THIS DEBATE. THIS IS A PRAYING EMOJI.

go to Settings 
go to General 
go to Accessibility (sixth option down)
the fourth option down is Speak Selection. turn it on.
open your notes or a messages i dont  fucking care but open an app and type the emoji
highlight the emoji and select Speak
listen to siri say “hands folded in prayer” 
sigh in relief that you havent been sending high fives to your friends when their grandma’s in the hospital or whatever
DEBATE OVER *mic drop*

9rimes:

ALRIGHT LETS SETTLE THIS DEBATE. THIS IS A PRAYING EMOJI.

  1. go to Settings
  2. go to General
  3. go to Accessibility (sixth option down)
  4. the fourth option down is Speak Selection. turn it on.
  5. open your notes or a messages i dont fucking care but open an app and type the emoji
  6. highlight the emoji and select Speak
  7. listen to siri say “hands folded in prayer”
  8. sigh in relief that you havent been sending high fives to your friends when their grandma’s in the hospital or whatever

DEBATE OVER *mic drop*

(via joshpeck)

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4 days ago
joshpeck:

Check out this chill ass carrot with a mustache and sunglasses wearing a jetpack. follow for more chill ass rocket propelled vegetables

joshpeck:

Check out this chill ass carrot with a mustache and sunglasses wearing a jetpack. follow for more chill ass rocket propelled vegetables

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4 days ago

beyoncebeytwice:

shavingryansprivates:

methlabrador:

everybodys dad has a weird obsession with something

drinking

oh

(Source: mattressblowoutsale, via portrait-plant)

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4 days ago

solluxthetrollux:

codeinewarrior:

say those three words and i’m yours

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BIG.

MEATY.

CLAWS.

(via taggedrne)

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1 week ago

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